What did the sickly elevator say?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What car can you only see twice a year?