What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What makes music in your hair?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
When do astronauts eat?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
How do bears keep cool?