What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why do bees gossip?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
How do you wash a lamb?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What did the sick chicken say?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?