Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Halle Berry.
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?