What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Grand-paw.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Where do hamsters come from?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do you call a vacation at home?
