What do you call a peanut in space?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Where do bees go on their vacation?