Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why is a computer so smart?