What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Grand-paw.
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?