Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What's the politest month?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What do ducks get after they eat?