What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What does a dog say before eating?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?