What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
A gift bag.
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Where do kittens go to school?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?