What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
A gift bag.
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
How does a witch play loud music?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
