What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why is winter considered holy?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?