Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Where do horses reside?
What do insects learn at school?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you give a sick pig?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?