What's a cat's favorite song?
Three Blind Mice!
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?