What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why did the frog starve?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?