What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?