Where do horses reside?
In neigh-borhoods.
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
How do you make a bandstand?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.