Where do horses reside?
In neigh-borhoods.
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?