What do cats use to beat eggs?
Whiskers.
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the foal cough?