What do cats use to beat eggs?
Whiskers.
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why are winter days great?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?