What do cats use to beat eggs?
Whiskers.
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Which subject has two parts?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?