What do cats use to beat eggs?
Whiskers.
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why are goats so funny?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
