Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
So he can hang out with his pride and joy!
How do you make a cow float?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?