Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
So he can hang out with his pride and joy!
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What's the king of all school supplies?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?