Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
So he can hang out with his pride and joy!
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do you call an insincere horse?