Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
So he can hang out with his pride and joy!
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
How do you get kids to do something?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What is the color of the wind?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why did the cloud date the fog?