What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
I'm stuck on you!
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
How do fleas travel?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?