What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
I'm stuck on you!
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What's a bat's favorite game?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
When should you start writing a book?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
How does dinner smell?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Which family member is always relieved?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
