Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?