What sound does a witch's car make?
Broom broom!
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
