Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do ducks have for lunch?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?