Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
It had too many fowls.
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Where do chips wear socks?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
