Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do fish do at parades?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?