Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
It had too many fowls.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do fish do at parades?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do elves learn in school?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?