Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
It had too many fowls.
Which insect makes the best father?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?