What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What did the sick chicken say?
How do snowmen get information?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
When do cows get tired?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Where do stars go to college?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What's black and white and red all over?
How do fall and winter say hello?