Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
It had too many fowls.
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What country has the most fish?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?