Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Where do chips wear socks?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
How long will dinner be?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?