Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
It had too many fowls.
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What color are all the books in the library?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
How do frogs get to work?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?