What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
An aunt-eater.
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
