What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
An aunt-eater.
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What was the first animal in space?
What do you call an insincere horse?
How much does freedom weigh?
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Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?