What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
An aunt-eater.
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Where do they produce Christian films?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
It's Crowded!
What day do hands always go to church?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What makes music in your hair?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?