Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
It had been busy with blustery days.
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?