Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
It had been busy with blustery days.
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do you call a sad latte?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Which musician loves to make chili?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?