Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
It had been busy with blustery days.
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Which family member has tusks?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What's the friendliest national park?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why are frogs always happy?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What did the ocean say to the beach?