Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
It was a steam engine.
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
That bird won't stop squawking.
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What did the confused bee say?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Which celebrity loves to read?