My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Which insect is the smartest?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?