Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
It was a steam engine.
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
