Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
The rulers.
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What fish only swims at night?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
When do astronauts eat?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?