Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
The rulers.
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Who is a house's favorite band?
A book just fell on my head.
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
When do mice play every day?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?