Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
The rulers.
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?