Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
The rulers.
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do naked fish play with?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why was the math book sad?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What fairy loves to count?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?