Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
The rulers.
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
How does one gelatin greet another?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
My brother is my partner in crime.
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?