What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?