What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?