What money do cats use to go shopping?
Kitty cash!
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What tree has the most bark?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
