What money do cats use to go shopping?
Kitty cash!
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What's E.T. short for?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?