What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Who invented fractions?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What day is your mom always right?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
I like telling Dad jokes.