What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What's the loudest sport?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?