What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
You auto-know better!
Why do elephants have trunks?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What fish only swims at night?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?