What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
You auto-know better!
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Where do pigs learn magic?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
