What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
You auto-know better!
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
How do fireflies start a race?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why are turtles so shy?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do elves learn in school?