What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
You auto-know better!
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What is the most adorable season?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?