What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
You auto-know better!
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
How do automobiles fly?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?