What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
You auto-know better!
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What's the friendliest national park?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What did summer say to spring?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?