What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Hello. Hello. Hello.
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
How do fleas travel?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?