What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why was the math book sad?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
