Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What's a henway?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do math teachers eat?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
How are mountains able to see?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do mice do when they're at home?