Where do surfers go to school?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?