Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?