What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Hello. Hello. Hello.
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do elves learn in school?
