What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
May the forks be with you.
What do you call a peanut in space?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why is the beach so confident?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?