Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What tree has the most bark?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Where do vampires keep their money?