What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
May the forks be with you.
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why is winter considered holy?
Which state has the best streets?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?