What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?