What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Where do ships always get stuck?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?