What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
A La-Z-Boy®.
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why is summer always sad?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What says: oom oom oom?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do cows say on NYE?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why is a doctor always calm?