What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
A La-Z-Boy®.
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Can February March?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
How do you wash a lamb?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
