What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
A La-Z-Boy®.
How do fireflies start a race?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What animal knows kung fu?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do fairies always drink?
What sport do horses love to play?