What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
A La-Z-Boy®.
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?