What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
A La-Z-Boy®.
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What are you studying in math?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Where does money love to go shopping?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why did the computer run out of money?