Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do naked fish play with?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What day is your mom always right?