Why are baseball players so good at math?
They love ballpark figures.
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
How long will dinner be?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
