What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
They both go to court.
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Did you know about April 1st?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What words make the best athletes?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
