What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
They both go to court.
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?