What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
They both go to court.
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
How do you get kids to do something?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What's the saddest part of the week?
How did the tree get lost?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?