What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
They both go to court.
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?