What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
They both go to court.
Which animal will never go bald?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do little fish love to play with?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What country has the most fish?