What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What kind of bird can write?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?