How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said \"Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself.\"
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?