How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said \"Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself.\"
Where do colds go on vacation?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why was the horse so happy?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?