How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said \"Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself.\"
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?