How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said \"Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself.\"
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why do plants hate algebra?