How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said \"Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself.\"
What day do hands always go to church?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why do mice need oiling?