How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said \"Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself.\"
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
How is cat food sold?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Where do stars go to college?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?