Why can you never find the number nine?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What siblings are always sad?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why is winter considered holy?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?