What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What math figure is also in the band?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you call a tired tree?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?