What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why was the computer cold at work?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's the richest basketball team?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
How do you talk to a giant?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?