What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?