Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What animal has the most fun?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?