What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
How do you organize a space party?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?