What sport can waiters play really well?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What is the most adorable season?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why are English teachers so smart?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?