What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Which animal will never go bald?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What animal has the most fun?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?