Why did the border collie get a raise?
He worked like a dog!
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why was the math book sad?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why do cows wear bells?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?