What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What bird is losing its hair?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?