What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What's black and white and red all over?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why do mice need oiling?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What sweet treat never panics?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What math figure is also in the band?