What do teachers do during summer break?
Sleep.
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What animal loves Indian food?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do naked fish play with?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do trees keep as a pet?