Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What table can you never sit at?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?