What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?