What do teachers do during summer break?
Sleep.
Which computer won the talent show?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?