What do teachers do during summer break?
Sleep.
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What did March say to the madness?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
