What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What bird is losing its hair?
What did summer say to spring?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
How does a cow do math?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
How long will dinner be?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?