Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What is blue and not heavy?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why don't ants get sick?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?