What kind of birds make the best thieves?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
How do dog catchers get paid?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
My brother is my partner in crime.