What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
I pine for you.
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
When is Dad's bedtime?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?