Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why are baseball games at night?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What part of a fish weighs the most?