What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
I pine for you.
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Where do milkshakes come from?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why is summer always sad?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?