What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
I pine for you.
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What math figure is also in the band?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What bee is good for your health?
