Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog horn.
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
