Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?