What do pigs do over the summer?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Someone stole all my lamps.
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?