What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
How was the wedding?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?