Someone stole all my lamps.
I couldn't be more de-lighted!
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why is sand so optimistic?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
