What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?