What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Which plant has the best roar?
