What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
I like telling Dad jokes.
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What day is your mom always right?