What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Which dog loves to rob banks?