Why are cars magic?
Because they can turn into driveways!
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
How do automobiles fly?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?