Why was the horse so happy?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?