Why are cars magic?
Because they can turn into driveways!
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
