Why are cars magic?
Because they can turn into driveways!
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?