Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Which dogs love to study science?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?