Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why are frogs always so happy?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why are cars magic?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Where do stars go to college?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?