What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Just put it on my bill.
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do fish do at parades?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
