What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
How are mountains able to see?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do you call a pig thief?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?