What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Just put it on my bill.
Where would you find an elephant?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do stars celebrate in December?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you call a short cow?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What insect runs away from everything?