Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What animal has the most fun?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?