What instrument do secretaries usually play?
The Faxophone.
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
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What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?