What instrument do secretaries usually play?
The Faxophone.
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?