Why are monkeys lousy workers?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What's the scariest letter?
When does a horse talk?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?