What instrument do secretaries usually play?
The Faxophone.
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
