Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
They prefer cricket matches.
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
How do you make a bandstand?