Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?