Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
They prefer cricket matches.
Where do horses reside?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Which president loved to take baths?