Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
They prefer cricket matches.
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
