Why are ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why did the student eat their homework?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call a short cow?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
How do fish watch TV shows?