Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What does an evil hen lay?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Someone stole all my lamps.