Why are ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
