Why are ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
It's allergy season again?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Where do kittens go to school?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What type of car do planets buy?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?