I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?