What are the strongest days of the week?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What is the most adorable season?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?