How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
How does a squid go into battle?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?