When should you start writing a book?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Did you know about April 1st?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?