What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
How do you compliment a cat?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
How do you make a cow float?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
The museum curator needed a break.
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why do cows always skip gym class?