Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?