Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Because they're always on the prowl.
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
How do birds threaten one another?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why are baseball players so good at math?