Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What did summer say to spring?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What bird is always sad?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?