What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do cows say on NYE?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?