Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Because they're always on the prowl.
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What style of music weighs the most?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
