What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
They both have collar I.D.
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?