What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What makes music in your hair?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What does winter fat turn into?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What's E.T. short for?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?