What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
They both have collar I.D.
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
How do fleas travel?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why are all priests fit?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?