What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
They both have collar I.D.
What is sand's favorite movie?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why was the musician arrested?
