Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do you do when two snails fight?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?