Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?