How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What animal floats best?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What sweet treat never panics?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?