What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?