What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do fish do at parades?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why do cats give such great massages?