Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Big bass bands!
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What does a panda ghost say?
