Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Big bass bands!
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What did the airline worker name her child?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do you call an Irish spider?