Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
They saw a Job.
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
How do you get straight A's?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What car can you only see twice a year?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
