What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
How do fireflies start a race?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?