Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
How does a penguin build its house?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What sport do horses love to play?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?