Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
They saw a Job.
Where do birds go to drink?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why was the cat so small?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
How do fireflies start a race?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What sports are both plant-based?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?