What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What horn never makes a sound?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Who invented fractions?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?