What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What was the first animal in space?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?