What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?