Why do crabs never give to charity?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Do dads always snore?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do golfers drink on the green?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
It's allergy season again?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?