Why was the spider so smart?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What tea do footballers drink?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What's the friendliest pen?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why was the pirate late for work?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?