Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How do you make antifreeze?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do bees chew?
