Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
How do amoebas make calls?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What tea do footballers drink?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
How do bunnies stay fit?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?