Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What do fish do at parades?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What's the noisiest food?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why do golfers hate cake?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
How do you talk to a giant?