What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What's black and white and red all over?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What day is your mom always right?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What sport can waiters play really well?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What is the unluckiest type of cat?